Rural Laborer Gifts

A farmer and his workers

baby sweetcorn...

Farm Humor.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Lamb Noise.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Where's my glove?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

The Pooperrazzi

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"