Farm Laborer Gifts

"Why should I spend any money on a new potato digger-bagger? I've got my kids!"

'Boss, what time is it? My self-winding watch stopped working.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Vineyard

baby sweetcorn...

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Thank you, Essential Workers

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Bees SOS

Yoyo sheep

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Agricultural Psychology

Pull the udder one

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Where's my glove?'

"I'm an enigma!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Twitter that!

Moo! OOM!