Farm Laborer T-Shirts

"Why should I spend any money on a new potato digger-bagger? I've got my kids!"

'Boss, what time is it? My self-winding watch stopped working.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Vineyard

baby sweetcorn...

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Thank you, Essential Workers

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bees SOS

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Yoyo sheep

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Pull the udder one

Agricultural Psychology

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Where's my glove?'

"I'm an enigma!"

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Who's the new guy?'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Moo! OOM!

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.