Agricultural Laborer T-Shirts

"Relax, Pop. Payroll is down and production is up."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Vineyard

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Bees SOS

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Yoyo sheep

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Okay, dig that one up!

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Pull the udder one

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Agricultural Psychology

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Where's my glove?'

"I'm an enigma!"

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Moo! OOM!

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You're famous, Angus."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."