Agriculture Workers Gifts

Bees SOS

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Vineyard

baby sweetcorn...

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Thank you, Essential Workers

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Yoyo sheep

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Another day in the Splenda mines

Okay, dig that one up!

Agricultural Psychology

Pull the udder one

Ghostbasters 3

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I'm an enigma!"

'Where's my glove?'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo! OOM!

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Who's the new guy?'

Crop duster wanted.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"I dunno...ask him."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."