Agricultural Workers Gifts

Bar Code Cows.

"I'm switching the farm from dairy to organic crops only. You'll have to work a lot harder to earn your keep."

baby sweetcorn...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Vineyard

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Thank you, Essential Workers

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Bees SOS

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Yoyo sheep

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Okay, dig that one up!

Pull the udder one

Agricultural Psychology

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Where's my glove?'

"I'm an enigma!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Who's the new guy?'

Moo! OOM!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'