Agricultural Workers Gifts

Bar Code Cows.

"I'm switching the farm from dairy to organic crops only. You'll have to work a lot harder to earn your keep."

baby sweetcorn...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Vineyard

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Bees SOS

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Yoyo sheep

Okay, dig that one up!

Pull the udder one

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Agricultural Psychology

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I'm an enigma!"

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Where's my glove?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Who's the new guy?'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."