Agricultural Worker Gifts

"Legally, we're a farm."

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Safety Thing.

"The farm is only looking for someone part-time, no more than 80 hours a week."

"In this heat the cows only give milk powder!"

"Do you remember when all we had to do was farm?"

Cow Chips Happen,

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'Well, nobody's perfect.'

'If you think that's big you ought to see the back tire.'

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

Farmer Joe was very proud of his bumper crop.

'If I'm learning the farming business inside out,can I learn it on the inside today?'

"The hours are LONG, at least 70 hours a week. . . For the paperwork, MORE if you want to do any actual FARMING!"

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

'George, why don't you break down and buy a electric fence tester.'

Happiness is doing what you love!"

'Classes of Farmer and how they differ'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Crop duster wanted.

'I hear they're getting five bucks for a box of Rice Krispies.'

'For some reason, I've never been able to bring myself to part with Elsie here.'

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Pick your own.

'Go ahead...make my hay!'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'I get vertigo when I look back.'

Thank goodness for the little Dutch Boy.

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'