Agricultural Worker Pillows

"Legally, we're a farm."

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Safety Thing.

"The farm is only looking for someone part-time, no more than 80 hours a week."

"Do you remember when all we had to do was farm?"

"In this heat the cows only give milk powder!"

'If you think that's big you ought to see the back tire.'

'Well, nobody's perfect.'

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Farmer Joe was very proud of his bumper crop.

'If I'm learning the farming business inside out,can I learn it on the inside today?'

'George, why don't you break down and buy a electric fence tester.'

'Classes of Farmer and how they differ'

"The hours are LONG, at least 70 hours a week. . . For the paperwork, MORE if you want to do any actual FARMING!"

Crop duster wanted.

Happiness is doing what you love!"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'For some reason, I've never been able to bring myself to part with Elsie here.'

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

'We have some news about the cattle that escaped yesterday. They are seeking asylum in the Indian Embassy.'

"What are you growing?"

"I still use horses to plow my fields."

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Agricultural Skier

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Look at those beautiful fields Mavis, completely ruined by cow shit.'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

Farmer loses his balance.

"I'm an enigma!"