Farmworker Gifts

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

The harvest

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Prize vegetables.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The Vineyard

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

International Women's Day.

baby sweetcorn...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Cow Pinatas

'Steak Ted?'

But is it organic?

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

The Rooster Comedian.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!