Ranch Worker Gifts

'I used to be a horse whisperer - Then I discovered they're all deaf!'

Rounding up Bulls.

Cowboys in a Bar.

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Vineyard

baby sweetcorn...

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Steak Ted?'

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"They're comfortable."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Yoyo sheep

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

High Riders of the Old West

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'