Ranch Work Gifts

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I used to be a horse whisperer - Then I discovered they're all deaf!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Steak Ted?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"They're comfortable."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Motorherd

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

High Riders of the Old West

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'