Ranch Life Gifts

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Can't say I agree with his methods, but I'll be damned if there's a horse that man can't break."

Cowboy Slippers

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"You're wearing it backwards."

'You reckon' you'll ever try chewin' on somethin' else?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Tattoo Removal: Property of the El Dorado Ranch

"The working conditions don't bother me half so much as the retirement plan."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

New Guy.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Motorherd

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"They’re real."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'