Ranch Life Pillows

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Can't say I agree with his methods, but I'll be damned if there's a horse that man can't break."

Cowboy Slippers

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"You're wearing it backwards."

'You reckon' you'll ever try chewin' on somethin' else?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Tattoo Removal: Property of the El Dorado Ranch

"The working conditions don't bother me half so much as the retirement plan."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"They're comfortable."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Motorherd

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

I fart more than that!

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"They’re real."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'