Ranch Life Lover Pillows

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"One horsepower, and yours?"

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Food's great, but the service is terrible!

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Lamb Noise.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Farmers' Warnings.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Cow and Milk

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."