Ranch Life Lover Gifts

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"One horsepower, and yours?"

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Food's great, but the service is terrible!

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Lamb Noise.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Twitter that!

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Easter Ham Free.

'How now, brown cow?'