Rural Lifestyle Lover Gifts

'Well, I was offered 15 million to do a movie with Julia Roberts, but I'll keep farming ..that was a joke.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'Where is your glove? When you went in you were wearing a glove!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Please Drove Carefully.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

'Leadership training.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Farmers' Warnings.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Cow and Milk

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Mummy?!

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Home Sweet Second Home.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"I like friut flies!"

Life is simpler in the sticks.