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'Where is your glove? When you went in you were wearing a glove!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Lamb Noise.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

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Cow and Milk

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Mummy?!

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"I like friut flies!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The Scenic Route