Rural Life Lover Gifts

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

"Yes, that's very clever Julie. But can we stick to the basics?"

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Sorry, I just assumed you didn't have a nonfarm payroll job.'

A Farmer's Favourite Sheep

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

Cow plays fetch with udders.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Have you been eating people again, Gertie?

Dung

Lamb Noise.

Take us to the Younglings!

"Bloody Townies.."

'One day this rich fellow moved in and bought up all the subdivision's garden hoses.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Can I have your number?"

Shepherd

Shepherd

Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Here we have the 'Poop' and over there is the 'Poopmobile'!

Chickens.

'Is the bull safe?... He's safe as he can be... But I can't say the same for you!'

Milk truck with 'Keep on Milking' bumper sticker.

'Of all the keys to lose.'

True, he was born in a log cabin, but, it was THE big log cabin on the hill.

Caution: Free range chickens next five miles. . . eggs, eggs, eggs!

Verjuice!

Jeremy Clarkson's pub. Sign says TRY THE PUNCH.

COW. JUST COW.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'