Lover Of Rural Life Gifts

"Look dear. . . I bought two farmers!!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Lamb Noise.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

'Leadership training.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Farmers' Warnings.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Cow and Milk

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Mummy?!

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"I like friut flies!"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

The Scenic Route

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.