Lover Of Rural Life Pillows

"Look dear. . . I bought two farmers!!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Please Drove Carefully.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Lamb Noise.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Mummy?!

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"I like friut flies!"

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up