Rural Life Admirer Gifts

'Leadership training.'

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'

County Arborist truck runs of road into the only tree for miles around.

"I like friut flies!"

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'George, the silo salesman is here.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

'A Nosey Cow'.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Bloomin' moths!

Cow to other: 'One of us has to wear a bell if we want to be herd.'

Farmer Bill the Broker: Pick your own stocks.

I knew this would happen!

'Yes, she does eat a lot but she gives a lot of milk too.'

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

I've developed a way of communicating over long distances via cowbells! Who's that? Alexander Graham Bull.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Please, Mister Dobbs, I have many more calls to make! Try to tel me what's wrong with the cow."

I'm never being a venue for a fly birthday party again!

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

Frank's Apiary. I tried living in the city but didn't like the crowds, so I moved out here to make honey. You went with plan bee!

Mummy?!

'Uh? A female vet?'

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

A gentleman inquiring as to the owner of some pigs

A Painters Preparations

'I told her not to follow me!'

Countryside Toilet Break

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'Look, Dad - that's the sixth time she swallowed the same gum.'