Rural Life Appreciator Gifts

Farmers' Market

'Rock beats Scissors!'

Redneck Pregnancy Test

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

"Blimey, your ploughmen must be well payed."

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Sheep baggage

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

Horse lit up by electric fence. Title: 'Hot Lunch on the Ponderosa'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Village of the darned,

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Grazing

Cow Volleyball

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Please Drove Carefully.

Lamb Noise.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

'Leadership training.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

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'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Mummy?!

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'