Ranch Romance Lover Gifts

"Very impressive. I'd like to find five thousand more like you."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Lamb Noise.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Snake Eyes

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Mermaids in love

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Merry Kissmas

'So now what?'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Ranch Dressing

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

The men of your dreams

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

Life is simpler in the sticks.