Ranch Romancer Gifts

'Oh, oh! Doc left his twitch again!'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Run from the hills!

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Ranch Dressing

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

Shepherd

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Hiker's right of way.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Rural Cityscape

Brown cow

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Western Philosophy

Sheep

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'