Ranch Romancer Mugs

'Oh, oh! Doc left his twitch again!'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Run from the hills!

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Ranch Dressing

Shepherd

The pen is mightier than the sward.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Hiker's right of way.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

Western Philosophy

Sheep

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Rural Cityscape

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

Brown cow

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'