Ranch Raconteur Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the ranch raconteur in your life? Our collection features witty, handcrafted products that capture the charm of western storytelling. Perfect for anyone who loves a good yarn and the open plains, these gifts bring personality and humor to their everyday. Whether they’re spinning tales at the campfire or relaxing at home, give them something that celebrates their love for the wild west and storytelling flair.

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'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!' mockup

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

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'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.' mockup

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

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'It's not easy being green on grass!' mockup

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

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'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...' mockup

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

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'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

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"...and she said 'MOO!'"

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'I still want to be a cowboy.'

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'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.' mockup

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

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Non Thought For The Day.

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"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation." mockup

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

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"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip." mockup

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

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'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

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Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often! mockup

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

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'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.' mockup

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

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"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual." mockup

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

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'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.' mockup

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

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"Okay, now we're too domesticated." mockup

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

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"House red, sir?"

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'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

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Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer. mockup

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

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Just another day at Helium Farm

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Road Kill Cafe.

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"I'll need a three iron."

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"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life." mockup

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

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'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.' mockup

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

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'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!' mockup

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

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There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football. mockup

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

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'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?' mockup

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

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'He's on steeroids.'

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'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

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