Rural Romancer Gifts

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Lamb Noise.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

'Your barn door's open.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Shepherd

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

Hiker's right of way.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

COW. JUST COW.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Nice six-pack!

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Rural Cityscape

Sheep

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.