Rural Romance Explorer Gifts

"I'm what they call a rural sexual."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Farm Humor.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Asking out a palm reader.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Cosmonaut

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Advanced footsie

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Barman In Love.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'