Retro Romance Explorer Gifts

The Near Outback: People's Republic of Baltimore, 1978.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cosmonaut

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Tourist

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Astronaut love

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

The Loving Couple

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Oh, the amenity!'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Mate Mart

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."