Retro Romance Explorer Gifts

The Near Outback: People's Republic of Baltimore, 1978.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Hon, I'm home!'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Astronaut love

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Tourist

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

The Loving Couple

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Oh, the amenity!'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Mate Mart

Single men in Tahiti

Happy Valentine's Day.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."