Rural Escapade Lover Gifts

'There are gonna be some changes around here.'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Lamb Noise.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"I can't afford to feed you."

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

COW. JUST COW.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'I love you guys!'

Extreme Sheepherding

Maternity ward on the farm.

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'What's the night life-like?

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...