Rural Escapade Lover Pillows

'There are gonna be some changes around here.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Lamb Noise.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Another artisanal B&B.'

COW. JUST COW.

Extreme Sheepherding

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'I love you guys!'

'What's the night life-like?

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'That's the sign of a good painting!'