Rural Journey Enthusiast Pillows

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Farm Humor.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Static cling."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

Extreme Sheepherding

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."