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Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

A bit of Newlyn.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Extreme Sheepherding

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."