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Entering Yoke.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

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'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Just in time

Car Journey.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."