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'...and after architecture school, I decided to stay right here and do some farming.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Chase me, chase me cows.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Farm Humor.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sport Utility Boot.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Walkers

Desert Island Mishap

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.