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"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

"They say if you're around animals long enough you start acting like them. Carl raises mules."

Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Country Cat/City Car

A Hunting Party.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'George heard the country was at war... so he's off to live in the city!'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Fire straw one!'

The Pooperrazzi

Chase me, chase me cows.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

A bit of Newlyn.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Extreme Sheepherding

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'