Rural Rambler Pillows

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

"They say if you're around animals long enough you start acting like them. Carl raises mules."

Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Country Cat/City Car

A Hunting Party.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'George heard the country was at war... so he's off to live in the city!'

'Take a right at the second hog wallow and a right at the Starbucks and you can't miss it.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Fire straw one!'

The Pooperrazzi

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Dam it all

A bit of Newlyn.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."