Country Rambler Pillows

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Crawling Marathon.

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'Fire straw one!'

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."