Country Rambler Pillows

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

The Pooperrazzi

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Coarse Fishing.

A heron wearing waders.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Crawling Marathon.

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."