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Hillbilly.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

'Fire straw one!'

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."