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'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Coarse Fishing.

A heron wearing waders.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Crawling Marathon.

Airport Cheerleader

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly