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"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Artex cartoon

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

Airport Cheerleader

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

'Fire straw one!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

A Hunting Party.

Country Cat/City Car

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'