Roadway Rambler Gifts

Well, my license hadn't expired when I drove into this cloverleaf! Police.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"I can see our house from here."

Artex cartoon

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Airport Cheerleader

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'Fire straw one!'

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'Take a right at the second hog wallow and a right at the Starbucks and you can't miss it.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

A Hunting Party.

Country Cat/City Car