Runway Rambler Gifts

Airport Cheerleader

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Souvenirs.

Artex cartoon

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

'Did you get a fuselage number Denis?'

Well, my license hadn't expired when I drove into this cloverleaf! Police.

I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you to the café at midnight, minion. Not really. They're keeping the voting machines in a warehouse on the outskirts of town. I'm not telling you to break in … and I'm not telling you to make it look like anti-Trump Communist illegal immigrants from China and Mexico rigged the machines on behalf of ISIS to elect Hillary Clinton. Does this have anything to do with all those "Trump was robbed" cupcakes you had me order? I'm not telling you that.

Counting Geigers...

"There seems to be only two types of motorway - those under construction and those under repair!"

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'