Rem Rambler Gifts

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

Dam it all

Artex cartoon

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

Airport Cheerleader

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly