Rem Rambler T-Shirts

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Artex cartoon

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Airport Cheerleader

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."