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'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Artex cartoon

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

The King's New Robes.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Airport Cheerleader

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!