Regal Rambler Gifts

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Dam it all

Artex cartoon

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

The King's New Robes.

Coarse Fishing.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

A heron wearing waders.

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Airport Cheerleader

Hillbilly.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."