Riverside Rambler Gifts

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

Fishing Contest

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

'Fire straw one!'

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."