Railway Rambler Gifts

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Coarse Fishing.

A heron wearing waders.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Airport Cheerleader

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Crawling Marathon.

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

Hillbilly.

A Better Life