Roadwork Rambler Gifts

"There seems to be only two types of motorway - those under construction and those under repair!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"I can see our house from here."

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Artex cartoon

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Man with Stop Signs.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Winter Roadwork...

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

Men resting.

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'